
THE ANNUAL
CONFERENCE
Downtown Conference Center
About The Event
days, speakers, hundreds of enthusiasts. Join the world's process pioneers, builders, and innovators for days intense days. Learn about the Model, challenge your assumptions, and fire up your brain.
Where
Downtown Conference Center
When
Monday to Wednesday
Late of
Details of the Conference
A conference dedicated to all aspects of
Keynotes by industry leaders, sessions by real live enthusiasts. Sponsorship opportunities available.
After years of being disparaged by some in the community, the Process is back with a vengeance. You've always known a good -based process is the right way . Come to the Conference and see how
Sessions Discover Conference and take back the latest in technologies, process tools, and leadership principles from thought leaders who deliver inspiring keynotes, in-depth tutorials, and a wide range of conference classes. Join industry experts and peers in the community for days jam-packed with learning sessions that will help you make a powerful impact in your job role and for your organization.
Event Speakers

Tay Tay Lacombe
Grandmaster of Obvious Insights
Danny Ed Gaulting
influencer anti evangelist
Mitch Mitch
Conquistador and Triumphant Trailblazer
Shauna Nordbrock
Vice President of the Association of Enthusiasts
Devin Stell
Podcast Creator of " for Winners"
Alexander Gunitez
Vice President of Unsolicited OpinionsCall for Speakers
At the moment all of the speakers are being invited and committed for the conference. The first list of speakers above have already committed.
We are searching for hour-long sessions, half and full-day workshops, and keynotes that bring value to our community. The sessions and workshops can appeal to developers, designers, testers, business owners, site builders, community organizers, and everything in-between.
- Speakers for accepted submissions will receive a complimentary pass to the event for which their submission is accepted. This complimentary pass provides access to all Conference sessions.
- The complimentary pass is limited to one pass per speaker and is not transferable.
- Acceptance of the complimentary pass must be in compliance with the policies of your employer, including conflict, ethics, and gift policies. The complimentary pass will be canceled if the session is canceled or replaced.
- We will not reimburse speakers for travel and expenses. Speakers are responsible for any applicable taxes, custom duties, or other expenses related to acceptance of the complimentary pass.
- Do not include proprietary or confidential material. Submitter is responsible for obtaining necessary permission to use such material.
- Deadlines must be met. Any requests received after the deadline may not be approved, and any missed deadlines can result in cancellation of sessions.
- Write an abstract that is easy to read and describes the value of the presentation. Do explicitly mention what is being discussed during the session rather than making a blank marketing or strategy pitch. For example, include mention of product demonstration, case study, customer/partner participation, quantitative facts, etc.
- Standard presentations will be 60 minutes. We suggest allocating 10 minutes for a Q & A period within that timeframe.
- Observe the character counts for session titles and abstracts. Session titles are limited to a maximum of 80 characters, including spaces (approximately 12 to 17 words, on average). Session abstracts are limited to a maximum of 750 characters, including spaces.
- In general, you may not use acronyms in session titles and must spell out acronyms at first use in abstracts. Because of restricted title and session length, some widely accepted industry acronyms are acceptable (SOA, CRM, ROI, for example). Unacceptable acronyms will be spelled out in the edit process and will count against your character limits in titles and abstracts.

Event Schedule
We are gearing up for another day action packed conference!
After the Conference registration you will receive a temporary login for online access to all session content.
Registration
Follow signs to "Registration" in the main hall of the conference center.

Keynote Danny Ed Gaulting
Years of , tasting . Give me !

Paper is king. Edmond Lindy
is so last decade. Edmond will show you how to waste paper the way.

Eat & Drink . Shauna Nordbrock
Shauna provides valuable tips and tricks learned in the industry.

Sumo Level Adoption. Devin
Driving with nuclear behemoth data volcano ingesting an atomic level of convincing.

Paint the town with . Mitch Mitch
Bring a torrent of innovative ideas and transformative strategies to every engagement.

The soothing sound of Alex Downfoursound
Just as a transforms the landscape, Alex Downfoursound is a catalyst for transformative change in the world.

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Wins, Loses. Speaker TBD
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Closing thoughts by RJ Lindelof
Conference giveaways, raffles and recap of the amazing Conference .

Event Venue
The Downtown Conference Center has a variety of meeting rooms of different sizes, perfect for our breakout sessions, workshops, presentations, as well as focused smaller meetings. Rooms are equipped with state-of-the-art audio-visual equipment, projectors, screens, and comfortable seating.
Impressively Sophisticated
It is cavernous without feeling impersonal, is unique without being gimmicky and is elegant without being pretentious. As you enter the venue through a bright, futuristic tunnel, the club's visual charms hit you immediately
Downtown Conference Center
Our Conference is professional, business-oriented, and modern. The modern design has clean lines, minimalist décor, and contemporary aesthetics are hallmarks of this venue. Plenty of open floor plans, high ceilings, and large windows that provide ample natural light.
Hotels
We have chosen stylish hotels that offer a unique and personalized experience to the guests of Conference .

Gallery
Some random photos from previous years Conference
Sponsors
Conference would not be possible without the generosity of these fine sponsors.








Frequently Asked Questions
List of common questions people have about Conference . This is designed to provide quick and easy access to information without needing to contact us directly.
What is Conference all about?
Conference is the most important educational and networking event of the year for the Methodology.
How in depth are your sessions?
Conference is the only conference that goes this deep and wide with the process, providing hundreds of sessions and hundreds of demos and labs geared toward helping your company get better results and plan strategically for ahead of the competition in the years to come.
What should I expect?
The skills, connections, and new ideas for extending the value of your company's investments more than justify the time and expense required.
How can I justify my lanyard for Conference ?
We take pride in knowing that some of the most sought after industry thought leaders cut their teeth sharing from our stage. You aren't just another lanyard on a string. We keep our Conference limited to a few thousand tickets. This keeps it awesome so you will have a great time, hang out with wonderful people, and learn a ton!
Do you have any discount codes or a secret password to reduce the price?
Great question! We got this all of the time. Conference has transparent pricing listed below. Check back or even refresh the browser often, as our pricing often changes.
Explain how your pricing changes?
High demand = higher prices. When demand exceeds supply Conference raises tickets prices. This is because we know that people are willing to pay more to secure a lanyard.
We also use dynamic pricing strategies. Conference tickets are adjusted in real-time based on current demand, competitor pricing, and other factors. This allows us to maximize revenue by charging the highest possible price that you will pay at any given time.
Is Conference real?
No. It is just a ridiculous spoof website created by Advocate RJ Lindelof.
Buy Tickets
For Conference we will be posting about early bird tickets when the event date is closer. As of now, these are our dynamic prices per ticket. Come back another time or refresh (F5) for updated pricing.
Conference
Standard Access
$ / lanyard
- Standing room only session
- Bring Your Own Food (BYOF)
- Free walking transportation
- Water or toilet access
- Device charging available
- Access to online sessions
Conference
Premium Access
$ / lanyard
- Seats with backs, heated & cooled (478lb max capacity)
- Truffles & Wagyu & bluefin tuna
- Auto-detect laser feces hot water bidet & toilet
- Bulk ride-share service, monster truck bus option available
Conference
Pro Access (Limited Availability)
$ / lanyard
- Private Helicopter transportation
- Complimentary sky-diving into Registration
- 90 year old Albino Iranian Beluga sturgeon & Almas caviar
- Concierge VIP laundry service
- Emotional support Exotic animals